I suppose you're right. We have collected numerous interesting treasures over the years. It was irresponsible and careless not to warn you of the dangers therein.
Were you playing that potion-crafting game again? Ha, no. That is what I like to call Pope Sylvester II's dinner napkin. In the name of current events I was wondering if the old bones were rattlin'. As legend claims, they will when a Pope dies. I viewed the scroll out of nostalgia, really. It contains nothing more interesting than records of earthquake and fire which were attributed to the revenge of a vampire. Our tempers are notorious!
Young man, I will slap the back of your empty skull most vigorously! No appreciation for history. I won't spill a single bean until you learn the value of a ratty old slipper whose owner was once a famed Oriental chanteuse.
Well, you're not wrong. Ailess was taken with her for a time. Long after her death, fortunately. Her voice was rumored to charm anyone, even a joyless man of the cloth. Was she one of us? Dangerous beauty, a Siren's song, an endless parade of men at her feet... Could be!
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Date: 2025-05-15 03:47 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2025-05-15 03:49 am (UTC)i was curious ok!
you cant tell me about that kinda thing and not expect me to go check it out!
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Date: 2025-05-15 03:53 am (UTC)Total beauty and the beast meets the haunted relics room from the conjuring
Date: 2025-05-15 03:58 am (UTC)especially when im stuck sitting around until you wake up
you should give me a tour yourself one day
makes bandou wear the yellow dress
Date: 2025-05-15 04:09 am (UTC)Even I am not immune, especially with regards to the Satanic artifacts. You might persuade me to show you one or two curiosities, however.
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Date: 2025-05-15 04:36 am (UTC)[read: oh no I don't want my bf getting hurt either!]
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Date: 2025-05-15 04:40 am (UTC)That, I can do. Were there any you glimpsed which struck a chord with you?
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Date: 2025-05-17 10:24 pm (UTC)are they full of potion instructions?
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Date: 2025-05-18 01:31 am (UTC)thats pretty boring though
no necronomicon or magic lamp or anything like that?
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Date: 2025-05-18 01:42 am (UTC)***BORING???***
Young man, I will slap the back of your empty skull most vigorously! No appreciation for history. I won't spill a single bean until you learn the value of a ratty old slipper whose owner was once a famed Oriental chanteuse.
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Date: 2025-05-18 07:11 pm (UTC)I changed my mind
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Date: 2025-05-19 12:58 am (UTC)id be smacking you!
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