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[pettymuch]

A lovely little place for Warren and Bandou to chill.

(And by chill I mean: Bandou flailing like an idiot and Warren being highly entertained!)

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[pettymuch]

idk if im cut out for that role
especially not the whole pony play thing

[badlucklady]

Oh, worry not, I was kidding about that. But you do have fire and fangs of your own, so to speak.

[pettymuch]

well obviously fire

[badlucklady]

Why not use your gift in passion? A vampire is more resilient to a common flame than man, but with yours... I admit I want to see more.

[pettymuch]

i dont wanna hurt you!!
at least right now
im sure youll piss me off soon enough

[badlucklady]

Oh, doubtlessly I will. Until then, remind me what we were talking about? The segue into failing to lure you into BDSM has distracted me thoroughly.

[pettymuch]

ailess wanting to murder me?

[badlucklady]

That was it, wasn't it. Try to avoid wandering within the estate. Do you want a guest room to become yours? You needn't bring your toothbrush in an overnight bag if you claim one. It is not a choice without risk of becoming dinner, but you know that.

[pettymuch]

now that sounds like an awesome movie set up!
young guy leaves his home to start a new life
offered overnight shelter by a mysterious seductive man
the place looks suspiciously creepy but its better than sleeping on the streets
or so he thinks...

[badlucklady]

There are a number of European folk tales which begin the way you describe. Offering hospitality was a considerable symbol of moral merit. Those who sent a stranger back to the cold depths of night were guilty of committing a grievous sin against the social contract of the time.

By the by, it pleases me that you said 'seductive'.

Now, go on with movie script. How does our intrepid yet naive hero fare?

[pettymuch]

of course youre seductive youre a vampire
thats like rule #1!

[There he goes, trying to explain vampires to the vampire again.]

anyway in the end the vampire ends up being the one seduced
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