@badlucklady

[pettymuch]

A lovely little place for Warren and Bandou to chill.

(And by chill I mean: Bandou flailing like an idiot and Warren being highly entertained!)

Comments

[badlucklady]

Were you always this insatiable?

[pray, take this photogenic photograph of the affectionately exasperated look on warren's face while he jokingly serves cunt.]

[pettymuch]

DONT COMPLAIN AND THEN SEND ME A PIC LIKE THAT!!!

[badlucklady]

You'd prefer I complain and send you nothing?

[pettymuch]

no the other way around!!

[badlucklady]

Tsk, TSK. The sweet honey of gratitude attracts vampire bats more than acidic vinegar.

[pettymuch]

i dont need to attract you
youve been latched onto me since we met

[badlucklady]

I am being bullied with the truth! Help, Police!

[pettymuch]

i can stop hitting on you if its getting annoying

[badlucklady]

It isn't annoying and it never will be. I can't resist the look on your face when I tease you, that is what compels me. Nothing you imagine.

I can count the number of living beings I've invited to watch me work on one hand.

[pettymuch]

i thought you were just teasing me
...you really think I'm special enough to come with you?

[badlucklady]

Yes. You asked me once before for details, but I was wary of frightening you off. Or worse. These are no games. For now, I am willing to bring light to this darkened corner of my life for you to see it.

[pettymuch]

[though he can't see it, he can probably envision the smile on Bandou's face]

that means a lot to me
I'll make it as bright as i can for you

[badlucklady]

[hhmm yes "envision" just like he "envisioned" the look on his face a moment ago >_>]

Now, now! Don't allow your excitement scare the fish away! A quiet little pond is where we'll go and you will hold my trawling net and crab pot. You know how this goes; a hero must level up before he challenges an albatross of the ocean.

[pettymuch]

[yes but teasy Bandou face is far more common than genuinely happy Bandou face.]

ok ill hold back if it can get me high score!

[badlucklady]

[so true, and exactly why asking ailess to hack the security camera in bandou's workplace was worth it]

Thank you, darling. You understand that this is difficult for me. Who knows, you might even want to meet my bats one day, too.

[pettymuch]

[oh god. If Ailess went and hacked his laptop camera too, he'd get some priceless faces.]

were getting pretty serious huh?

[badlucklady]

[thankfully there's a shred of respect for bandou's privacy in him somewhere]

Terrifyingly so.

[pettymuch]

i like it ~<3
even if you are still a pain in the ass sometimes

[badlucklady]

[most of the time, warren's chest debilitates him with piercing dread when he remembers that he holds bandou's future in his bloodied hands. other times he seeks forgiveness for wanting to believe those sins of the past are behind him. bandou's smile reminds warren what hope felt like.]

A pain in the ass?! That pain is the expansion of your recently enlarged posterior! I can taste the cholesterol! Would it kill you to eat a vegetable!?

[pettymuch]

[He's patting at his butt trying to figure out if Warren's being literal or messing with him.]

i dont always eat at work!
and youre always telling me i taste great!

[badlucklady]

[always err on the side of being messed with. although, bandou's ass is so flat a bit of extra padding wouldn't be a bad thing.]

You taste more like stars than the original monks' champagne. Speaking of Italians, why don't I show you an old favorite meal of Masa's and mine?

[pettymuch]

is it an actual italian or are we getting pizza?

[badlucklady]

[saying 'an actual italian' for dinner to a vampire sure hits different]

Braised Oxtail. Why, do you want pizza?

[pettymuch]

ill try the oxtail
i didnt think you guys ate much of anything else

[badlucklady]

Oh, it was a necessity to be seen eating in Italy! The culture is intrinsically linked with its cuisine. The locals would never tolerate a strange foreign pair who were never seen in daylight otherwise.