@badlucklady

[pettymuch]

A lovely little place for Warren and Bandou to chill.

(And by chill I mean: Bandou flailing like an idiot and Warren being highly entertained!)

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[pettymuch]

that just makes you and ailess sound like obsessed groupies

[badlucklady]

Well, you're not wrong. Ailess was taken with her for a time. Long after her death, fortunately. Her voice was rumored to charm anyone, even a joyless man of the cloth. Was she one of us? Dangerous beauty, a Siren's song, an endless parade of men at her feet... Could be!

[pettymuch]

i better be the only one in your parade!

[badlucklady]

Hhmmmm. What manner of parade has no marching band? Ride atop an elephant, it's the least you can do.

[pettymuch]

or i could put on some synthwave and ride you~

[badlucklady]

Oh? I'll fetch the saddle immediately.

[pettymuch]

...that put a really weird image in my head
I changed my mind

[badlucklady]

That's a neigh on ponyplay?

[pettymuch]

that was terrible

[badlucklady]

Not as terrible as missing out on my spanking you with a riding crop.

[pettymuch]

you were the horse in that scenario
id be smacking you!

[badlucklady]

Who am I to refuse your demand? Very well, I'll pick you up at 8pm sharp. After oiling my leathers.

[pettymuch]

i didnt mean i actually want to!

[badlucklady]

Of course not. Would it be so bad, though?

[pettymuch]

idk if im cut out for that role
especially not the whole pony play thing

[badlucklady]

Oh, worry not, I was kidding about that. But you do have fire and fangs of your own, so to speak.

[pettymuch]

well obviously fire

[badlucklady]

Why not use your gift in passion? A vampire is more resilient to a common flame than man, but with yours... I admit I want to see more.

[pettymuch]

i dont wanna hurt you!!
at least right now
im sure youll piss me off soon enough

[badlucklady]

Oh, doubtlessly I will. Until then, remind me what we were talking about? The segue into failing to lure you into BDSM has distracted me thoroughly.

[pettymuch]

ailess wanting to murder me?

[badlucklady]

That was it, wasn't it. Try to avoid wandering within the estate. Do you want a guest room to become yours? You needn't bring your toothbrush in an overnight bag if you claim one. It is not a choice without risk of becoming dinner, but you know that.

[pettymuch]

now that sounds like an awesome movie set up!
young guy leaves his home to start a new life
offered overnight shelter by a mysterious seductive man
the place looks suspiciously creepy but its better than sleeping on the streets
or so he thinks...

[badlucklady]

There are a number of European folk tales which begin the way you describe. Offering hospitality was a considerable symbol of moral merit. Those who sent a stranger back to the cold depths of night were guilty of committing a grievous sin against the social contract of the time.

By the by, it pleases me that you said 'seductive'.

Now, go on with movie script. How does our intrepid yet naive hero fare?

[pettymuch]

of course youre seductive youre a vampire
thats like rule #1!

[There he goes, trying to explain vampires to the vampire again.]

anyway in the end the vampire ends up being the one seduced
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