@badlucklady

[pettymuch]

A lovely little place for Warren and Bandou to chill.

(And by chill I mean: Bandou flailing like an idiot and Warren being highly entertained!)

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[pettymuch]

sounds like you need someone whos impervious to their song to come save you

[badlucklady]

My knight in shining cotton-polyester blend?

[pettymuch]

so whats my reward for rescuing the handsome vampiric prince?

[badlucklady]

We vanquish the abomination and salt its ashes grave under moonlight. Romantic, no?

[pettymuch]

that sounds more like the next step to keeping the creature from returning
im talking about my prize (*◍3◍)/～♡

[badlucklady]

That -is- your prize. Call it bring-your-boyfriend-to-work day! Don't you want to see the masculine sweat on my brow? I might even be forced to roll up my sleeves.

[pettymuch]

we can take the rest off after~

[badlucklady]

Were you always this insatiable?

[pray, take this photogenic photograph of the affectionately exasperated look on warren's face while he jokingly serves cunt.]

[pettymuch]

DONT COMPLAIN AND THEN SEND ME A PIC LIKE THAT!!!

[badlucklady]

You'd prefer I complain and send you nothing?

[pettymuch]

no the other way around!!

[badlucklady]

Tsk, TSK. The sweet honey of gratitude attracts vampire bats more than acidic vinegar.

[pettymuch]

i dont need to attract you
youve been latched onto me since we met

[badlucklady]

I am being bullied with the truth! Help, Police!

[pettymuch]

i can stop hitting on you if its getting annoying

[badlucklady]

It isn't annoying and it never will be. I can't resist the look on your face when I tease you, that is what compels me. Nothing you imagine.

I can count the number of living beings I've invited to watch me work on one hand.

[pettymuch]

i thought you were just teasing me
...you really think I'm special enough to come with you?

[badlucklady]

Yes. You asked me once before for details, but I was wary of frightening you off. Or worse. These are no games. For now, I am willing to bring light to this darkened corner of my life for you to see it.

[pettymuch]

[though he can't see it, he can probably envision the smile on Bandou's face]

that means a lot to me
I'll make it as bright as i can for you

[badlucklady]

[hhmm yes "envision" just like he "envisioned" the look on his face a moment ago >_>]

Now, now! Don't allow your excitement scare the fish away! A quiet little pond is where we'll go and you will hold my trawling net and crab pot. You know how this goes; a hero must level up before he challenges an albatross of the ocean.

[pettymuch]

[yes but teasy Bandou face is far more common than genuinely happy Bandou face.]

ok ill hold back if it can get me high score!

[badlucklady]

[so true, and exactly why asking ailess to hack the security camera in bandou's workplace was worth it]

Thank you, darling. You understand that this is difficult for me. Who knows, you might even want to meet my bats one day, too.

[pettymuch]

[oh god. If Ailess went and hacked his laptop camera too, he'd get some priceless faces.]

were getting pretty serious huh?

[badlucklady]

[thankfully there's a shred of respect for bandou's privacy in him somewhere]

Terrifyingly so.

[pettymuch]

i like it ~<3
even if you are still a pain in the ass sometimes