@badlucklady

[pettymuch]

A lovely little place for Warren and Bandou to chill.

(And by chill I mean: Bandou flailing like an idiot and Warren being highly entertained!)

Comments

[badlucklady]

You're making my skin crawl! I can nearly hear the KKSS KKHH of horrid yellowed nails scaling your apartment floor. If your terrible tall tale gives me nightmares you know who is responsible for warming the milk!

[pettymuch]

are you gonna need a lullaby too?

[badlucklady]

No! You will encourage the mer-notaur to hypnotize me with its song and dash my fragile bones against the barren ocean cliffs!

[pettymuch]

sounds like you need someone whos impervious to their song to come save you

[badlucklady]

My knight in shining cotton-polyester blend?

[pettymuch]

so whats my reward for rescuing the handsome vampiric prince?

[badlucklady]

We vanquish the abomination and salt its ashes grave under moonlight. Romantic, no?

[pettymuch]

that sounds more like the next step to keeping the creature from returning
im talking about my prize (*◍3◍)/～♡

[badlucklady]

That -is- your prize. Call it bring-your-boyfriend-to-work day! Don't you want to see the masculine sweat on my brow? I might even be forced to roll up my sleeves.

[pettymuch]

we can take the rest off after~

[badlucklady]

Were you always this insatiable?

[pray, take this photogenic photograph of the affectionately exasperated look on warren's face while he jokingly serves cunt.]

[pettymuch]

DONT COMPLAIN AND THEN SEND ME A PIC LIKE THAT!!!

[badlucklady]

You'd prefer I complain and send you nothing?

[pettymuch]

no the other way around!!

[badlucklady]

Tsk, TSK. The sweet honey of gratitude attracts vampire bats more than acidic vinegar.

[pettymuch]

i dont need to attract you
youve been latched onto me since we met

[badlucklady]

I am being bullied with the truth! Help, Police!

[pettymuch]

i can stop hitting on you if its getting annoying

[badlucklady]

It isn't annoying and it never will be. I can't resist the look on your face when I tease you, that is what compels me. Nothing you imagine.

I can count the number of living beings I've invited to watch me work on one hand.

[pettymuch]

i thought you were just teasing me
...you really think I'm special enough to come with you?

[badlucklady]

Yes. You asked me once before for details, but I was wary of frightening you off. Or worse. These are no games. For now, I am willing to bring light to this darkened corner of my life for you to see it.

[pettymuch]

[though he can't see it, he can probably envision the smile on Bandou's face]

that means a lot to me
I'll make it as bright as i can for you

[badlucklady]

[hhmm yes "envision" just like he "envisioned" the look on his face a moment ago >_>]

Now, now! Don't allow your excitement scare the fish away! A quiet little pond is where we'll go and you will hold my trawling net and crab pot. You know how this goes; a hero must level up before he challenges an albatross of the ocean.

[pettymuch]

[yes but teasy Bandou face is far more common than genuinely happy Bandou face.]

ok ill hold back if it can get me high score!

[badlucklady]

[so true, and exactly why asking ailess to hack the security camera in bandou's workplace was worth it]

Thank you, darling. You understand that this is difficult for me. Who knows, you might even want to meet my bats one day, too.