@badlucklady

[pettymuch]

A lovely little place for Warren and Bandou to chill.

(And by chill I mean: Bandou flailing like an idiot and Warren being highly entertained!)

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[pettymuch]

no i am!
youre supposed to tell me my ass is perfect!

[badlucklady]

It -is- perfect!



Perfectly flat.

[pettymuch]

yeah well you like it

[badlucklady]

Guilty as charged. Now, what was that about my bedtime story?

[pettymuch]

no
you said pie chart not venn diagram
so you get to pick the book or me
not both

[badlucklady]

I recall saying:

(you naked | you reading)

Both involve the owner of the luscious derriere I want sitting on my lap through either.

[pettymuch]

fine

[As if he doesn't want that too.]

what book?
i dont have any so youre gonna have to buy it

[badlucklady]

[it's a venn diagram after all]

i fucking give up https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/710qc8TK8HL._SL1500_.jpg

[pettymuch]

well you do act like a toddler sometimes

[badlucklady]

How so? Playing with my food?

[pettymuch]

sleeping at weird times too
and doing inappropriate things in public that embarrass whoevers with you

[badlucklady]

I have never done a single inappropriate thing in my entire life!

[pettymuch]

https://youtube.com/shorts/UwqDjogUtJ4?si=e4g0ylzXJ84ssUrt

[badlucklady]

A fellow man of class and taste!

[pettymuch]

maybe you should go date that guy

[badlucklady]

And relinquish the promised dramatic retelling of That's Not My Bat? Never.

[pettymuch]

im reading it in the flattest tone possible

[badlucklady]

To match your ass?

[pettymuch]

#(◍`ヘ'◍) shut up

[badlucklady]

♥ ♥ ♥

[pettymuch]

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