pettymuch | @badlucklady

A lovely little place for Warren and Bandou to chill.

(And by chill I mean: Bandou flailing like an idiot and Warren being highly entertained!)

No, I mean yes! Yes, that no is a yes. Just a little Hemingway riffing I couldn't resist.

good
i was about to ask who hacked your phone
or drugged you

The only drug for me is you.

you know it baby!

That said, we must discuss the other hidden secret of your dresser drawer.

ah.......
which one??

Your socks are full of holes.

[phew.]

so buy me new socks
youre the one with the money

Good of you to agree to my plan! No baby of mine will wear anything but unholey socks.

lol ok thats a good one
hey before you leave the store
get some candles too
we need spooky mood lighting!

Black? Or spicy little red ones to drip all over you?

Aren't you a glutton for punishment! Any further requests? A spiked flail, perhaps?

uh
ill stick to your fangs being the only thing making me bleed thnx