@badlucklady

[pettymuch]

A lovely little place for Warren and Bandou to chill.

(And by chill I mean: Bandou flailing like an idiot and Warren being highly entertained!)

Comments

[badlucklady]

Show me your schedule for both employment and clan obligations. Reservations for date night and your introduction to the real nightlife can be made around that. Make your scent as neutral as possible, and make what preparations your aura requires to be strong.

[pettymuch]

okay...
how do i do that scent thing??

[badlucklady]

Ensure your clothing, weapons and shoes have been cleaned thoroughly without any attractive aromas. Bathe with a pumice stone. If you ask me to demonstrate that one I'll nip you.

[pettymuch]

i cant tell if thats supposed to be a deterrent or not

[badlucklady]

I can be persuaded in either direction.

[pettymuch]

as long as you dont get too nippy
id rather be pounced on by you than whatever else im gonna meet

[badlucklady]

I am delighted to hear that. We'll see how pounce-able you are later. That said, you might change your mind. The first creature you will meet is my companion hellhound.

[pettymuch]

its not gonna kick me in the face is it??

[past traumas are overriding the coolness of having a hellhound.]

[badlucklady]

[give him a sec to finish laughing]

She is more likely to lick than kick. Particularly if you share a bite of raw oxtail.

[pettymuch]

ok good
i dont need another broken nose

[reinitiating nerd mode . . .]

so does she have three heads like cerberus?
or is she partially on fire?
cause thatd be cool
oh or maybe more like a wendigo where you can see part of her skull and rib cage?

[badlucklady]

[what if fluffy]

Only one head, I'm sorry to say! No relation to a wendigo, either.

[pettymuch]

[you know you want to see that fluff tackle him]

damn that would have been cool

[badlucklady]

[dreams -can- come true]

Next time I encounter an abominable horror who is amenable to headpats x 3 you will be the first to know.

[pettymuch]

awesome
at least i get to check hellhound off my cryptid bucket list

[badlucklady]

Did you doodle a heart next to vampire?

[pettymuch]

im not a 12 yr old girl

[badlucklady]

So... an eggplant?

[pettymuch]

i scribbled it out until you couldn't see it anymore

[badlucklady]

Darkness! Shadows!

[pettymuch]

maybe ill light the whole page on fire instead

[badlucklady]

Yes, an even more perfect fit for your fiery passion and blazing lust! Can we roast marshmallows?

[pettymuch]

im not a campfire!

[badlucklady]

You will need to make one! A can of baked beans or a single hot dog ought to sustain you through the long night.

[pettymuch]

am i gonna need to bring an extra hot dog for your hellhound?

[badlucklady]

If you'd like to gain her favor, I don't see why not. Otherwise, her hunger will be sated by sharing with yours truly!