@badlucklady

[pettymuch]

A lovely little place for Warren and Bandou to chill.

(And by chill I mean: Bandou flailing like an idiot and Warren being highly entertained!)

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[pettymuch]

or a poltergeist with good aim

ok fine
get the pink one
but fyi i only got pink because it was the last color they had in stock for that model

[badlucklady]

I dread to think of a sparkling pink dildo launched through the air only to miss a hole and hit the window.

Not a word of judgment did I utter! I understand. Sometimes you -need- 17 massage patterns and none other will do.

[pettymuch]

hey i cant edge myself if it doesnt have that one irregular dual vibration pattern

[badlucklady]

It's a wonder the buttons show no wear and tear from persistent use.

[pettymuch]

i have to take good care of it!
it was expensive!

[badlucklady]

"Take care of your tools and your tools will take care of you." You, and your tool, in this case.

[pettymuch]

you could take care of me too ღ◍◡◍)ノ♡

[badlucklady]

And prevent you from getting your money's worth? Perish the thought.

[pettymuch]

it came with a remote~
you could see how steady my hand can stay on the planchette while we chat with whatever ghost voyeur shows up~

[badlucklady]

The most tragic 6 word story ever written: one sex toy remote, never used.

[pettymuch]

youre saying no???

[badlucklady]

No, I mean yes! Yes, that no is a yes. Just a little Hemingway riffing I couldn't resist.

[pettymuch]

good
i was about to ask who hacked your phone
or drugged you

[badlucklady]

The only drug for me is you.

[pettymuch]

you know it baby!

[badlucklady]

That said, we must discuss the other hidden secret of your dresser drawer.

[pettymuch]

ah.......
which one??

[badlucklady]

Your socks are full of holes.

[pettymuch]

[phew.]

so buy me new socks
youre the one with the money

[badlucklady]

Good of you to agree to my plan! No baby of mine will wear anything but unholey socks.

[pettymuch]

lol ok thats a good one
hey before you leave the store
get some candles too
we need spooky mood lighting!

[badlucklady]

Black? Or spicy little red ones to drip all over you?

[pettymuch]

[badlucklady]

Aren't you a glutton for punishment! Any further requests? A spiked flail, perhaps?

[pettymuch]

uh
ill stick to your fangs being the only thing making me bleed thnx