@badlucklady

[pettymuch]

A lovely little place for Warren and Bandou to chill.

(And by chill I mean: Bandou flailing like an idiot and Warren being highly entertained!)

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[pettymuch]

ill try the oxtail
i didnt think you guys ate much of anything else

[badlucklady]

Oh, it was a necessity to be seen eating in Italy! The culture is intrinsically linked with its cuisine. The locals would never tolerate a strange foreign pair who were never seen in daylight otherwise.

[pettymuch]

[and here's the inevitable question:]

am i better than authentic italian food?

[badlucklady]

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, and often is his gold complexion dimmed; but thy eternal summer shall not fade.

The best of the best cannot compete with you, in other words.

[pettymuch]

now THATS romantic ღ◍◡◍)ノ♡

[badlucklady]

I'm pleased to see you satisfied, darling.

[pettymuch]

so whens date night?

[badlucklady]

The forthcoming full moon and lunar eclipse give me work to do. After that? What do you think?

[pettymuch]

lemme know asap so i can call out of work without pissing off my boss too much

[badlucklady]

Show me your schedule for both employment and clan obligations. Reservations for date night and your introduction to the real nightlife can be made around that. Make your scent as neutral as possible, and make what preparations your aura requires to be strong.

[pettymuch]

okay...
how do i do that scent thing??

[badlucklady]

Ensure your clothing, weapons and shoes have been cleaned thoroughly without any attractive aromas. Bathe with a pumice stone. If you ask me to demonstrate that one I'll nip you.

[pettymuch]

i cant tell if thats supposed to be a deterrent or not

[badlucklady]

I can be persuaded in either direction.

[pettymuch]

as long as you dont get too nippy
id rather be pounced on by you than whatever else im gonna meet

[badlucklady]

I am delighted to hear that. We'll see how pounce-able you are later. That said, you might change your mind. The first creature you will meet is my companion hellhound.

[pettymuch]

its not gonna kick me in the face is it??

[past traumas are overriding the coolness of having a hellhound.]

[badlucklady]

[give him a sec to finish laughing]

She is more likely to lick than kick. Particularly if you share a bite of raw oxtail.

[pettymuch]

ok good
i dont need another broken nose

[reinitiating nerd mode . . .]

so does she have three heads like cerberus?
or is she partially on fire?
cause thatd be cool
oh or maybe more like a wendigo where you can see part of her skull and rib cage?

[badlucklady]

[what if fluffy]

Only one head, I'm sorry to say! No relation to a wendigo, either.

[pettymuch]

[you know you want to see that fluff tackle him]

damn that would have been cool

[badlucklady]

[dreams -can- come true]

Next time I encounter an abominable horror who is amenable to headpats x 3 you will be the first to know.

[pettymuch]

awesome
at least i get to check hellhound off my cryptid bucket list

[badlucklady]

Did you doodle a heart next to vampire?

[pettymuch]

im not a 12 yr old girl